Excellent prose. Tongue firmly in cheek. Solid 10 out of 10.
He ventured forth to bring light to the world
"And this is the testimony of one who speaks the truth and bears witness to the truth so that you might believe. And he knows it is the truth for he saw it all on CNN and the BBC and in the pages of The New York Times."
DISCLAIMER: I have not yet chosen sides in the drama fest that is Presidential Election 2008, though even if I had, I would still find this article funny no matter what side of the fence I hid behind. It is a truly creative article. Kudos to Gerard Baker for writing it, and more kudos to TimesOnline for posting it on their website.