Friday, September 19, 2008


This be talk like a pirate day, matey! 'Tis worth celebratin'!

What's yer callin'? --

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Who be yer inner pirate? --


Some men and women are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any scalawag who stands between them and unlimited power. You never met a man - or woman - you couldn't eviscerate. You are the definitive Man of Action, the CEO of the Seven Seas, Lee Iacocca in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. You're mission-oriented, and if anyone gets in the way, that's his problem, now isn't? Your buckle was swashed long ago and you have never been so sure of anything as your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off his head if he shows any sign of taking you on or backing down. If one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.

Which of Jack Sparrow's facial expressions be yers? --

You are his... Foreboding Grin. You are one who is quite predictable, and who loves to appear evil. You like to act insane, as well as enjoy the bloodier things in life. In my opinion, you'd be fun to hang around with!

Where be yer hat?

And yer wooden leg?

And yer booty?

There be pirates on the internets --

Some pick up lines
(And eye candy)

To this fine lass:
"Would ye mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?"

To this here gentleman:
"Impressive cutlass ye got there -- what ye need is a good scabbard!"

Spread the piratey love today, ye scurvey dogs!

Quote of the day:

(Pirates of the Caribbean)
Jack Sparrow: You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?


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